SETTING: Riverwest brick duplex, sometime after 7:30pm on a weeknight in the summer
Author
is sitting at her desk in the family room.
She opens Blogger, clicks “new post,” types in a working title, and begins
writing a draft that she has been formulating in her head all day.
OLDEST: (enters
room) Can I have the car?
Author
pretends not to hear and continues to type.
OLDEST: Can I have the car?
Author
sighs.
MIDDLE: (enters
room) Mom, can I go to Sunrise with my friends?
AUTHOR: You have to be home before it gets dark. (Middle
grunts assent and exits scene.)
OLDEST: Mom, mom, mom. Can I have the car?
AUTHOR: Where are you going? Where’s Dad?
(Note: Dad mysteriously remains offstage for the majority
of this scene. Author wonders if he is
watching soccer. Is the World Cup is
still going on? Author has lost interest
since the U.S. and Costa Rican teams were eliminated.)
OLDEST: Dad said to ask you. I’m going to hang out with [insert name of
friend who lives really far away].
AUTHOR: Where’s Dad?
That’s too far for tonight, maybe you could go to [insert name of friend
who lives closer]’s house instead.
OLDEST: Let me text my friends and see. I don't know where dad is.
Author
wonders how Oldest knows that Dad said to ask her, if he doesn’t know
where Dad is. She also wonders how many
times Oldest will change his plans before he actually leaves the house.
YOUNGEST: Mom, you have to come see what the foster
kitties are doing!!! You have to!!!
AUTHOR: Just a minute.
OLDEST: Can I, Mom?
Can I have the car?
AUTHOR: I guess you can take the van. But you have to be home by 10:00 because you
work early tomorrow morning. Tell me
when you leave.
OLDEST: 10:30?
All my friends get to stay out later.
AUTHOR:
(Thinks
to self, have we not had this conversation before?) Nope - 10:15, that’s final. No negotiating.
OLDEST: Fine.
YOUNGEST: Mom, are you coming to see the kitties NOW!!??
Author
goes to spend time with kitties. Thirty
minutes later, she returns to her computer.
MIDDLE: (enters
from outside) Can my friends and I play Xbox, Mom?
AUTHOR: Not tonight.
It’s too late, and I don't want all the kids in the house right now. Anyway, I think Dad’s watching something down
there.
MIDDLE: Fine, we’re going to play basketball then.
AUTHOR: It’s getting dark, just a little while
longer.
Author
has completely lost track of what she was writing about. She decides that she must check e-mail and Facebook; she
could be missing some life-altering communication. Inbox contains junk mail. Facebook contains photos of people at
festivals and inspirational quotes. Inspirational
quote about "seizing the moment" compels author to return to Blogger.
Oldest
has gone to friend’s house, Middle has gone to basketball court, Youngest is in
her room texting photos of kitties to her cousins and friends. Dad, miraculously, enters the scene.
DAD: Umm…[insert author’s nickname], I don’t want
to bother you, but do you have that bill from the dermatologist’s office. I need to call the insurance tomorrow.
AUTHOR: (Slightly
annoyed that Dad has made his appearance now that all three offspring are otherwise
occupied.) Sure, here. (Author
hands Dad the offending bill.) Can I
just finish my blog? I need like half an
hour to get this done.
DAD: Sure, sure.
Dad
goes down to basement office/man cave. Author takes a deep breath and writes.
Very creative! Minus the middle child and any space for which a spouse to disappear in our tiny abode this type scene is played out in our house on frequent basis - usually with no turn taking so multiple voices simultaneously being heard "on stage."
ReplyDeleteI am particularly fond of procrastinating by checking email and then being inspired by something I read there and proceeding to research recipes or novels I must read or some other such nonsense rather than getting on to the matter at hand. Oh humanity. Oh life.
Thanks, Lori! So many distractions. Just being aware of my tendency to fall down the "rabbit hole" - of e-mail or websites - has helped me to be a bit more mindful about how I use my time. It's an ongoing struggle, though.
Deleteand kudos for keeping at it, with humor and perspective to boot. Oh, and should I mention ....Even with physical therapy for carpal tunnel?.... Take care of yourself!!!!
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